When I Rule The World I'll Have... Snakes!

What are you doing here....
I would assume that you're only around for one reason....
Ask me your question... OR I'LL KILL YOU.
I'll probably kill you after you ask, as well, but that's not important...

May 13, 2012 5:17 pm

ask-crossdressingdraco:

Many many years ago…


And

Resulted in…


Well. 

 At least someone thinks I was hot at some point.

April 30, 2012 11:57 pm

SOON

I will be posting my responses…

 But for now…

you must wait, sit there, clutch your chair in anxiety and lust AND- oh wait, I suppose only curiosity for the future questions and posts…

Also soon: A contest for the summertime… 

Yours truly- Voldemort~

April 18, 2012 12:02 pm

You start to notice that your humanity starts to fray when you are missing parts of your soul… 

2:32 am

Well, I got some asks while I was away~

daemimonster:

assskvoldemort:

But keep them coming, people! 

 I’ll get to answering them as I can, and put them in my queue as I go.

For being so amazing, followers, here’s a sexy picture of me.

It’s also my new avatar~

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2:26 am

Well, I got some asks while I was away~

But keep them coming, people! 

 I’ll get to answering them as I can, and put them in my queue as I go.

For being so amazing, followers, here’s a sexy picture of me.

It’s also my new avatar~

April 17, 2012 7:31 pm

Cats tend to try to eat snakes.

 That, and it’s a pain in the ass to keep the weres at bay if I had cats around here…

4:08 pm 12:18 pm

Just reminding you:

In order to own an ask blog, I need ASKS.

 And currently I have 3.

FIX THAT.

and I’ll be sexy for you.

12:11 pm

I DO NOT STAND FOR INCOMPETENCE.

12:06 pm

I had a LOVELY time speaking with my loyal followers.

except that idiot Harry Potter…

 Perhaps I’ll do it again soon…

11:48 am

I wouldn’t be surprised if they never touched that poor thing at all.

 He looked like he needed a hug.

Don’t judge me…

11:07 am

Welcome new followers-

Please know that my ask box is empty, so I cannot work on any more asks until I get more asks, (This makes sense you know?)

 SO GET IN THAT ASK BOX AND START ASKING THINGS!

Please? FREE HUGS IF YOU DO. or I could kill you…

April 16, 2012 7:36 pm

Sometimes, as a dark lord, I regret decisions I made in the past…

4:05 pm 3:33 pm

You can talk to me anytime…~