Office by Alex Penny
What are you doing here....
I would assume that you're only around for one reason....
Ask me your question... OR I'LL KILL YOU.
I'll probably kill you after you ask, as well, but that's not important...
Child, let me correct you.
It’s The Dark Lord for You.
An ignoramus such as yourself does not deserve to call me by my name, not that you’re calling me the correct alias anyway. It’s reasons like this I despise children.
Get out.
Since I was obviously not elected president during the 2012 elections, (Which is only because I entered too late and just couldn’t get over to America in time to destroy the opposition, )
I decided to go on vacation.
So I went to the bahamas, and did some thinking.
I mean, what good is it to sit around and plot to destroy the world every waking moment of my life?
Taking a vacation was the BEST idea I’ve had in some time, and now I am back and ready to destroy Potter even more than before!
So, my big plans are….
A SECRET.
Like I’m telling you, Grey Face! HAH.
What’s that!?
I’M ALMOST THERE-
Don’t you muggles worry too much, I’ve been terribly busy with Dark Lord things, and I don’t have much time to get online between a still broken computer, and Wormtail obnoxiously bothering me ALL THE BLOODY TIME…
BUT SOON, my followers… SOON….
I haven’t overseen your asks, don’t worry yourself too much.
I’ve been doing dark lord things, AS usual. I promise I’ll be getting those answers posted soon, as soon as WORMTAIL gets my computer fixed.
Stay sassy, followers.
Many many years ago…
And
Resulted in…
Well.
At least someone thinks I was hot at some point.
I will be posting my responses…
But for now…
you must wait, sit there, clutch your chair in anxiety and lust AND- oh wait, I suppose only curiosity for the future questions and posts…
Also soon: A contest for the summertime…
Yours truly- Voldemort~
You start to notice that your humanity starts to fray when you are missing parts of your soul…
But keep them coming, people!
I’ll get to answering them as I can, and put them in my queue as I go.
For being so amazing, followers, here’s a sexy picture of me.
It’s also my new avatar~
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But keep them coming, people!
I’ll get to answering them as I can, and put them in my queue as I go.
For being so amazing, followers, here’s a sexy picture of me.
It’s also my new avatar~
Cats tend to try to eat snakes.
That, and it’s a pain in the ass to keep the weres at bay if I had cats around here…
In order to own an ask blog, I need ASKS.
And currently I have 3.
FIX THAT.
and I’ll be sexy for you.
I DO NOT STAND FOR INCOMPETENCE.
except that idiot Harry Potter…
Perhaps I’ll do it again soon…
I wouldn’t be surprised if they never touched that poor thing at all.
He looked like he needed a hug.
Don’t judge me…
