When I Rule The World I'll Have... Snakes!
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July 2011

86 posts

Muggles and Mudbloods... Followers and... yah. My question box is EMPTY. → assskvoldemort.tumblr.com
Jul 30, 2011
#ask box link #You're welcome.
Jul 29, 20111 note
#Away for tonight. #Voldemort #Assskvoldemort
It's true, even ask Snaaape.

No.

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Jul 29, 2011
Do you have a sassy gay friend (besides Lucius) ?

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Jul 29, 2011
Bellatrix wants your babiesssss. Or she wants you to try having babies with herrrrrr.

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Me?

UH. No.

Jul 29, 2011
oh look! bunny ears!! would you try them on for us? <33

 No.

But Snape will.

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Jul 29, 20114 notes
#Ask Voldemort #Snape #Harry Potter
Oh, Voldy, can you say something sassy for me? :B

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Jul 29, 2011
Did you play Quidditch during your time at Hogwarts? What position did you play?

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Jul 29, 2011
So, you know Bellatrix totally wants to bone you, right?

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 Dear gods above, I hope not… 

Jul 29, 2011
Can I see you dressed as a giraffe?

No. But you can have a picture of Lucius dressed like that Lady Gaga muggle.

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Jul 29, 2011
I have to know. What is your favorite color?

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 In that order.

Jul 29, 2011
You're lovely, my lord. I wish you weren't so busy so we could spend more time together c:

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 My followers approve of my awesome superiority. 

Jul 29, 2011
Moldy Voldy, you're so oldy, why are you so mad? It cannot be because of me, or because your breath is bad! Moldy Voldy, you're so oldy, give me an answer please Then again, I don't care, because I'm just a tease! Hahahahaha, snakes can't catch a raven, so you can't catch this Ravenclaw!

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Oh ignorant anon, why are you dead?

Its not a shame at all that this was my win,

Perhaps it was because of something you said,

Not what your mother said, she begged that I Slytherin.

Jul 29, 20113 notes
Have u ever ride a horse ?

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 I’ve heard it’s similar to riding a threstral, however, minus the flying. 

Jul 29, 2011
Have you heard that Bellatrix is a) married to Fred Weasley (A BLOOD TRAITOR) and b) pregnant with his son, who she doesn't want to be a death eater?!?!?!

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Jesus… I’m not stupid. This is OBVIOUSLY bullshit.

 And what the hell does everyone have against Bellatrix?  

Did she murder your god father, or something? Because she’s doing her fucking job if she did.

Jul 29, 2011
Jul 29, 2011
#Voldemort #Assskvoldemort
I will be back tomorrow...

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 Thank you for being patient…. 

Jul 29, 2011
Jul 26, 2011
#Voldemort
W-well, yes, I wasn't quite honest with you - I beg forgiveness... Now, truth be told... I-I adore you, my lord! A-and the thought of you and Quirrell being together breaks my heart... Love always. Lucius

…..

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 I-I can officially say tonight is now a horrible night… I hate tonight… I HATE IT…. 

LUCIUS…. WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE TOLD ME THIS SOONER?! 

YOUR TIMING IS DISTINCTLY HORRIBLE…. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT…. I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN UNTIL I CALL FOR YOU! 

 GET OUT…

Jul 26, 2011
TMI tuesday, so answer this. was your first (a.k.a person you lost your virginity to) male or female? since you wont say who it was

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 ONLY because I agreed to….

It was… a man…

 A-a man… was my f-f….first….

Jul 26, 2011
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